It's funny how things work. You think something is concrete solid, yet a small crack can deteriorate everything. I actually felta stab in my heart, Iactually felt it. You know how October is seen only as the month that contains Halloween and Canadian Thanksgiving Day? I found out an interesting fact: both my grandparents and parents got married in October. And their marriages were always concrete solid; my grandparents have passed away now, but they were together for a long time. It's all funny because Ialways wanted to have my wedding in October, namely on Halloween (which happens to be the day my grandparents married). Two generations of successful marriages is a great support when it comes to love, wouldn't it be? Viz. and me are distanced at the moment, and what better time to meet up? Summer time gives us the time needed to save money up for travel and whatever else.

I'm also going to go see my doctor in June to see if Ican possibly get my foot surgery done. Foot surgery, you ask? I was born with a foot that was bent more than necessary. While it's not as bad as it was, it could be straightened just a bit more. I'm hoping it'd be done in the summer, so I'd be crutchless. Ahahaha, I almost typed crotchless, of all great typos... And this summer, Iwant me and Dad to finish our house. It's in a hectic state with one room stuffed full of shit and a bathroom with nothing but a running toilet. It's a nice house beside those two things, but I find it kind of embarrassing. And another thing, we need to finally unpack all of our boxes... It's been how long since we moved here? TWELVEYEARS! Okay now that I've calmed down a bit, I'll talk more about what I'm worried about.

It's hard to watch as someone you feel deeply in love with mention the fact that they don't know if they feel the same. I never thought it'd feel like this. And to think I used to say people who get dramatic over love are fools. But here Iam, in the same situations as other people. It almost makes me wish he never said he loved me, and almost makes me wish I hadn't said I loved him too. Of course, we said 'like', but it was love. But this is why you shouldn't fall in love with friends, if things don't work out then there's years of good times down the drain. Best friends to lovers, then to nothing. What a nice and heart wrecking transition. Not that it has turned to nothing, but by the looks of it, it might soon be. Not by my choice, but I can't force him to love me again. Love should be a choice, and I will never take that away from someone just to save myself a heartbreak. Hahaha, it's hard typing this without shedding tears, but I'm holding them back pretty well.

I'm going to talk about something else for the moment, just as a tear saver. Hmm, let's talk about what I've been doing the past few days. Friday I wored, and it was fucking hell. It's the shits when someone is always correcting you, especially when it's unnecessary. I put the lettuce and tomato in the wrong order... OHH, THEWORLD ISTURVY! It's okay if I'm just learning, but I've been working there for years. So what if it's not done down to the T, as long as the person gets everything they ordered... Why should it matter? Presentation is one thing that makes food so great, but are they really going to send it back because the lettuce is on top of the tomato?If they do, they're just a dickhead. Besides work, I smoked pot with my mom, and what a mistake that was. I just ended up getting pissed off and going to bed. Probably didn't help that she and Dad were drinking too. Then yesterday, I went into town with Dad to my little cousin's birthday party. He's two now; Yay for the terrible twos! But seeing all the little kids made me really think about having kids of my own some day. Not right away, obviously, but when I'm ready. The whole idea of childbirth is what scares the shit out of me. But having kids would be great, takes a lot of years before you have freedom again, yet it wouldn't matter when you get to see your own kid grow up. There's so many risks with having children though, so that always scares me. Idon't need to worry about that for a while though.

Last night me and Pat went out for supper. She waited for her son to come to her house, but he never showed. Around nine or so we headed off to Cache Creek and stopped at Heartland. THEYMEALS! I got kalamari with rice, lemon potato and Greek salad. Pat got basically the same thing but lemon chicken instead of kalamari. At the restaurant there were a couple of guys who were kind of ruining the atmosphere. They were all drinking and Hell literally broke loose when the waitress said she couldn't serve no more beers. That's when snyde remarks started to flow. Eventually, one guy explained to the others why she stopped serving beers, legal reasons. Besides that, we had a good time. Thencame home to see my neighbours partying; what a bunch of assholes.

But here Iam today, feeling like shit. Ihad planned to go into town with my friend Kyle just to do whatever. I was going to wear my black dress and everything, but those bloody words prevent me. Ican't have a good time knowing Viz. is questioning his love for me. I almost wish he just continued to ignore me, but I wanted him to talk to me again. Not exactly the words I wanted, but I got what Iasked for. I feel bad, I know it was my fault... but c'mon, he's flipped out on me before. It's true what they say, girls forgive faster than guys. I know he isn't a heartless bastard, but those are the words that came out when Iwas mad. People say stupid things when they're mad, and it's not like I really meant it. Idon't think Idid. Sure, at times he can be cold, but he's not heartless. I'm the same way though. I take the blame though. I'm such a fucking idiot at times. This is why I hate showing my feelings. Whenever I do it fucking backfires, me being the one struck by the bullet. If things turn out the way I think they will, I'm just going to avoid love all together. Why bother, I won't find anyone else. As naive as that sounds, I believe it's true.
Well, time to dry my eyes and put on a hearty smile. I'm going to town with Dad. It's going to be all sunshine and lollipops, while in my heart it will be somber and lonely. It's ironic though, I was born with a hole in my heart andyet itfeels like it has returned.
Till next time,
Tschau - Erotica.

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(ChattahBox) Despite claims Brett Favre has turned down the Minnesota Vikings and will remain retired, a new story has popped up claiming the deal is not dead. According to a story which originally seemed to emanate from ESPN sources, Favre had X-rays of his right shoulder (he has a partially torn biceps tendon) sent to the Vikings for evaluation. Supposedly he Vikings received the X-rays on Thursday for their doctors to evaluate. If Favre, who turns 40 in October, can return to play without major surgery, supposedly he is game but if not both sides will pretend it never happened.

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small patches of green that existed in our backyards (speaking of apartment house backyards, not the private backyards experienced by rural and suburban homeowners). Yet, reading Louvs book, I realize that even this mainly urban upbringing afforded me more contact with nature than the average child of today.
There is another, related issue here that Louv alludes to in his book. When he points out the need for children to play and learn in nature in a free and spontaneous way, he is contrasting this with the highly structured environments most children experience today. Structure, such as playing organized sports, may teach children some valuable skills regarding teamwork, and give them good exercise, but they fall short when it comes to exercising the imagination.
So there are really two issues here - 1) the need for contact with nature and 2) the need for unstructured, spontaneous play time. The research Louv sites in this book suggests that the first is the more important. Apparently, children who are allowed to play freely in more urban type settings do not get the same benefits as those who are in natural environments. These benefits, incidentally (or not so incidentally) include better concentration, and fewer behavioral and emotional problems. Yet, as someone who was compelled to play in a not so natural, but mostly unstructured urban setting, I think this half of the formula is also quite important when it comes to developing certain qualities, especially in regard to developing independence and imagination.
When I was in elementary school in Rego Park, Queens, I used to sometimes attend a program called the After School Center, where we played basketball, dodgeball, ping pong and other sports. More often, however, I used to simply wander into my own backyard and play by myself until I met up with some other neighborhood kids. There, we might play a game of handball or punchball (basically the same rules as softball or baseball, but using a small rubber ball, either a Spalding or Super Pinky, which the would throw up in the air and punch into play) in the yard. We had to improvise many rules, such as using cracks in the concrete or drains for bases.
At other times, Id venture a little further from home to that archetypal destination of childhood, The Schoolyard. There, everything would depend on who else was there, what equipment happened to be available and what space was free. Wed play pickup games of baseball, punchball, handball or basketball. The teams, and the number of kids on each team, varied from day to day.
There were risks (very minor by todays standards) taking part in this unstructured play. Sometimes there would be nobody around that I knew, and Id have to play alone. At other times, wed get chased away by superintendents or elderly neighbors who wanted to sit undisturbed on backyards benches. Going to the schoolyard always meant possibly being harassed by what we called tough kids, who, by todays standards, were nothing much to worry about, but at the time seemed menacing enough.
I certainly wouldnt call this an especially adventurous or idyllic childhood. It did, however, force me, and others who grew up in similar habitats, to create our own little subcultures. There were, of course, Little Leagues, but in those days they werent nearly so popular. Soccer had yet to be a sport of consequence in the U.S.
Reading Last Child in the Woods, I can appreciate that adding more woods, meadows and beaches to my childhood experiences could have made a real difference, exposing me to so much more of the real real world. However, what really strikes me is how most children today get so little of either -exposure to nature or unstructured play time.
Of course, there are good reasons (as well as not so good reasons) why children are herded into organized activities so compulsively. As I already alluded to, todays version of a schoolyard bully is likely to be armed (either with firearms or drugs); so parents cannot be blamed for not wanted their children to wander around unsupervised after school.
Schools, parents and neighborhood associations all most worry about lawsuits and liability when it comes to children safety. Then there is the more fundamental problem of there being simply less open space left in America and other industrialized nations.
Yet a lot of it goes beyond practical or safety-related reasons. The most insidious culprit of all may be technology. Many children (as well as adults) are extremely attached to their computers, televisions, cell phones and other electronic devices. Its hard to pry anyone, of any age, away from these highly addictive nature-substitutes. Worse yet, these devices mimic nature, giving one a passive, virtual version of the real thing.

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That's the reason why the photo used in this so called "greeting card" shows up on a wide range of erotic gifts offered here at Amateur Erotic Gifts. I find shy to be erotic. Zazzle doesn't show the inside pages of this card in this image link, but the photo is a similar larger version of the one fixed at the right side of this blog. More of a close up than the version shown on the magnet I blogged on here yesterday. The extra erotic hook (beyond naked shy boobs that is) is delivered through captions. The inside left cover simply says "For instance" while our model is quoted on the inside right page saying: "Can I keep my panties or do you want them stripped off too.

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It’s Friday night.  Date night.  But I just had an extremely long week at work and am exhausted.  And to add to that, it has been pouring rain outside for the past two days non stop.  I should have postponed the date, but instead decided to suck it up and go.  I even thought about cancelling it altogether and not setting a new day for the date.  I wasn’t feeling myself and I wasn’t feeling him all too much either.  But isn’t it right to give someone a chance or two?  Maybe.  Maybe not.  I’m still undecided on that issue of the first few dates.  My rule has always been that if I’m undecided after a first date—the date was neither bad nor great—then I’ll go on a second.  Why not, right?  I may be changing my rule on this.
All while driving home from work I’m deciding on what I’m going to wear.  I can’t wear heels because then I’ll be taller than the guy.  But which flats do I want to subject to the puddles of water I’ll be walking through?  The black flats with silver buckles on top.  Winner!  Simple and easiest to replace if they get too wet.
I’m home.  I have to run from my car to my apartment to avoid getting too wet, and yet when I step inside I’m soaked.  And I’m meeting Jeff* at the outside mall.  This is surely a wet mess waiting to happen.  We haven’t decided where to eat yet either, which kind of annoyed me because I told him which restaurants there at the mall I liked leaving the final decision up to him.  He was apparently just not up to the challenge, however.
I quickly get ready and run back to my car.  The rain has still not let up one bit so I remembered to grab my umbrella on my way out.  Surely this would help, I thought.
We meet in front of Restaurant A but decide to actually eat at Restaurant B, on the other side of the mall.  Did I mention this mall is outside?  So I open up my umbrella.  He opens his.  And we head off to the restaurant. 
You know the sound cartoon characters make when walking in the rain? Squish.  Squish.  Squish.  Squish. Well, that is what my feet sounded like.  I’m happy I went with the black flats, because they were ruined within 5 minutes.  Note to self: invest in a pair of rain boots.  Squish. Squish.
After finally getting to Restaurant B, we walk in and it looks like there will be a bit of a wait.  No problem.  It’s Friday night, so it’s expected and Im not bothered by this.  I walk to the counter and ask what the wait is and put my name down.  All while he is standing a few feet behind me.  Ok.  He can’t pick a restaurant.  And now he can’t even talk to the host.  Interesting.
I then notice that my finger is throbbing in pain.  Great.  I cut my finger while closing my umbrella, and now it’s gushing blood.
I suggest we sit at the bar and have a drink before our name is called. Plus, I need a napkin to mop up the blood on my hand.  But now he can’t even ask a couple at the bar to slide down one seat to make room.  In fact, he actually said to me, “You ask.  I don’t want to make them mad.” Yes, because asking someone to scoot down a seat at a bar is an outrageous request that no one ever makes.
Yes, I’m a strong woman who doesn’t want a man to make decisions for her.  But I do want a man to take charge once in awhile and not be afraid to talk to people!
*Sigh*
I order a vodka tonic, two limes, and figure maybe he’s just nervous and a drink will lighten him up a bit.  He orders a Bud Light (really?  Bud Light?).  We talk about college football, playing basketball and work.  We have a lot in common, but something is off and I can’t pinpoint it.  Other than that Bud Light he just ordered
I realize after 15 minutes our name hasn’t been called yet so he actually gets up to go ask the host.  Great!  That drink really did loosen him up a bit!  Ok…dinner will be good, I thought.
Unfortunately the only table available is outside by the fireplace.  It’s shielded from the rain but a tad bit cold.  And my feet, still sitting in the puddles in my flats, are now in the beginning stages of frostbite.
Dinner itself was uneventful, unlike Mr. Registered Weapon, and was refreshing in that way.  Conversation continued to prove that we had a lot in common.  But I was turned off when he started talking about his ex girlfriend.  They only broke up a month before and had been together for 3 years and had been living together. 
Intrigued that someone is on a date so soon after ending a serious relationship, I flat out ask him why.
“I hadn’t loved her for quite some time but just didn’t have the hear t to tell her,” he responds.
Heart?  I think you mean balls. You didn’t have the balls to tell her.
He asks me about my ex boyfriends, and I just responded with, “Yes.  I have quite a few of them.  I’ve gotten my heart broken, but hasn’t everyone?  They’re in my past and that’s that.”
Not sure if that was bitchy, but I don’t think the topic of ex significant others should come up until after quite a few dates.  In the first few dates, I’m trying to get to know you, not your ex.
We pay the check and I get up to use the restroom.  I come back to the table, we pick up our stuff, and as we’re walking out to the door, I look down and notice something that surely was not there before I went to the restroom.
I had a soggy piece of TOILET PAPER stuck to my soaking wet shoe.
Toilet paper.  ON MY SHOE.
I’m stepping on it with my other foot in attempt to get it off, but it’s only getting stuck to the other shoe now!  And I’m trying to do this all without Jeff noticing.
Too late. 
He noticed. 
And if he has a blog about his dating life, I’m almost positive that would go in his story as well.
How embarrassing, yet how perfectly me.
I laughed it off but know my face my bright red as it tends to get in many situations.
After we move past the toilet paper incident, he suggests that we go to Restaurant C, which also has a bar and arcade area, to play the basketball games since we’re both basketball players.  And since that was his first great idea all night without any help from me, and I had just embarrassed myself with wet toilet paper, I was actually excited for this next part of the date.  I thought it would be a lot of fun to have some flirty competition.
Yeah.  Nothing flirty or fun about it.
He was hardcore about winning.  So much so, he refused to play at the same time as me and stood in my face heckling me.
You think you can beat me?  Ohhhh miss!  C’mon, you can do better than that!  Miss again!  I thought you said you were good!
And when I had a higher score than him, he even knocked a few balls out of my hands!  (No comment.)
This was certainly not what I had in mind.  Not even close.
I was getting so angry and frustrated.  I tried to hide it, but he just kept pushing my buttons more and more.
I play basketball with guys often, so I can take the pressure on the court, but this is a date and we’re in an arcade!  Give me a break and BACK OFF!   (I’m thinking all this, but feigning a smile on the outside)
He had only put $10 on the game card, so we used that up fairly quickly and I decided it was time to end the date.  I thanked him for the date and told him I needed to go home. He walked me to my car (yes, still pouring rain), and, oh crap, here he comes in for the kiss.  I already committed to the hug, but saw his face, eyes closed, lips puckered, moving in.  I quickly looked away and he got my cheek instead.
I should have gone with my first instinct earlier that evening and cancelled the date.
A few weeks go by, the rain subsided, the cut on my finger healed, and my shoes finally dried out.  And I had almost forgotten about the toilet paper incident, when an email pops up in my inbox from Jeff.
Hey Kara,
My ex came over to my house last week to pick up some items and apparently went through my phone and my text messages when I wasnt looking.  I have since found out that she has been sending nasty messages to a couple girls that I had sent texts too.  Im real sorry if you have gotten one or more of these messages.  Obviously, Ive got some drama in my life that I wasnt counting on and that I need to resolve.
Jeff
I never received one of those text messages.  And I did not respond to this email.
Advice to guys out there:  If you break up with a girl of a few years and are still in the process of moving out from each other, and a month hasn’t even gone by, don’t go on any dates.
Advice to girls out there:  Always check your shoes when leaving the restroom.

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What is Swine Influenza?
Swine Influenza (swine flu) is a respiratory disease of pigs caused by type A influenza virus that regularly causes outbreaks of influenza in pigs. Swine flu viruses cause high levels of illness and low death rates in pigs. Swine influenza viruses may circulate among swine throughout the year, but most outbreaks occur during the late fall and winter months similar to outbreaks in humans. The classical swine flu virus (an influenza type A H1N1 virus) was first isolated from a pig in 1930.
How many swine flu viruses are there?
Like all influenza viruses, swine flu viruses change constantly. Pigs can be infected by avian influenza and human influenza viruses as well as swine influenza viruses. When influenza viruses from different species infect pigs, the viruses can reassort (i.e. swap genes) and new viruses that are a mix of swine, human and/or avian influenza viruses can emerge. Over the years, different variations of swine flu viruses have emerged. At this time, there are four main influenza type A virus subtypes that have been isolated in pigs: H1N1, H1N2, H3N2, and H3N1. However, most of the recently isolated influenza viruses from pigs have been H1N1 viruses.
Swine Flu in Humans
Can humans catch swine flu?
Swine flu viruses do not normally infect humans. However, sporadic human infections with swine flu have occurred. Most commonly, these cases occur in persons with direct exposure to pigs (e.g. children near pigs at a fair or workers in the swine industry). In addition, there have been documented cases of one person spreading swine flu to others. For example, an outbreak of apparent swine flu infection in pigs in Wisconsin in 1988 resulted in multiple human infections, and, although no community outbreak resulted, there was antibody evidence of virus transmission from the patient to health care workers who had close contact with the patient.
How common is swine flu infection in humans?
In the past, CDC received reports of approximately one human swine influenza virus infection every one to two years in the U.S., but from December 2005 through February 2009, 12 cases of human infection with swine influenza have been reported.
What are the symptoms of swine flu in humans?
The symptoms of swine flu in people are expected to be similar to the symptoms of regular human seasonal influenza and include fever, lethargy, lack of appetite and coughing. Some people with swine flu also have reported runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.
Can people catch swine flu from eating pork?
No. Swine influenza viruses are not transmitted by food. You can not get swine influenza from eating pork or pork products. Eating properly handled and cooked pork and pork products is safe. Cooking pork to an internal temperature of 160°F kills the swine flu virus as it does other bacteria and viruses.
How does swine flu spread?
Influenza viruses can be directly transmitted from pigs to people and from people to pigs. Human infection with flu viruses from pigs are most likely to occur when people are in close proximity to infected pigs, such as in pig barns and livestock exhibits housing pigs at fairs. Human-to-human transmission of swine flu can also occur. This is thought to occur in the same way as seasonal flu occurs in people, which is mainly person-to-person transmission through coughing or sneezing of people infected with the influenza virus. People may become infected by touching something with flu viruses on it and then touching their mouth or nose.
What do we know about human-to-human spread of swine flu?
In September 1988, a previously healthy 32-year-old pregnant woman was hospitalized for pneumonia and died 8 days later. A swine H1N1 flu virus was detected. Four days before getting sick, the patient visited a county fair swine exhibition where there was widespread influenza-like illness among the swine.
In follow-up studies, 76% of swine exhibitors tested had antibody evidence of swine flu infection but no serious illnesses were detected among this group. Additional studies suggest that one to three health care personnel who had contact with the patient developed mild influenza-like illnesses with antibody evidence of swine flu infection.
How can human infections with swine influenza be diagnosed?
To diagnose swine influenza A infection, a respiratory specimen would generally need to be collected within the first 4 to 5 days of illness (when an infected person is most likely to be shedding virus). However, some persons, especially children, may shed virus for 10 days or longer. Identification as a swine flu influenza A virus requires sending the specimen to CDC for laboratory testing.
What medications are available to treat swine flu infections in humans?
There are four different antiviral drugs that are licensed for use in the US for the treatment of influenza: amantadine, rimantadine, oseltamivir and zanamivir. While most swine influenza viruses have been susceptible to all four drugs, the most recent swine influenza viruses isolated from humans are resistant to amantadine and rimantadine. At this time, CDC recommends the use of oseltamivir or zanamivir for the treatment and/or prevention of infection with swine influenza viruses.

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04/12/09 Positive Can't say much about the place other than paradise. Comfortable, and simply adorable. We really enjoyed the patio overlooking the beach every morning while we sipped on our coffee. Very relaxing. Literally steps away from the quiet beach and miles away from the busy city. If you are seeking a restful and secluded place for your future vacation then stay here!!! Accommodations were nothing but exceptional (they even had nail polisher remover and cotton balls!!!) We visited the Dole pineapple plantation and it was really fun and short. And great tasting pineapples!!! Please feel free to contact us if you have questions for site seeing and shopping. Linda, Michelle, and Mom, Ventura, CA

03/31/09 Positive Great experience. The beach was pristine and all to ourselves. The water was calm and very inviting.There was plenty of snorkel gear provided for us to use. The beaches on this part of the island were beautiful, calm and empty. The drive into waikiki was beautiful and easy, about 30 minutes.This side of the island is far enough from waikiki to get away, but close enough to drive into as we did. The condo itself was great, kitchen was fully stocked. stephanie, monterey,ca 831-643-0749

03/08/09 Positive We had a wonderful stress free vacation at Mr. Chen's Condo. The location was fabulous and the beach was empty. How can it get better than that? It was very close to the Polynesian Cultural Center and the Bonzai Pipeline. The Condo was very nice with many updates to make it very comfortable. We hope to return soon. The Lemperle's, San Diego, Ca. (619)733-7915

02/16/09 Positive My wife and I spent 3 nights at this condo and really enjoyed it. Its in a perfect spot to really see all of the island and just far enough away from downtown to feel like you are away from the rat race. The beach is really nice although we were unlucky with the weather. The natives told us that the windy overcast weather we experienced was unusual but we were able to get one good day at the beach. This condo is a great value for anyone looking to get away from the crowds but not spend a fortune. The condo is decorated really nice and has everything you need. jim richards, vista, ca

02/12/09 Positive Can I just say...BEAUTIFUL?!!! It's steps away from the beach. He has so much snorkeling equipment (fins, masks, snorkels)... You can snorkel right out in front of the property. There is a private beach, really peaceful... So one way you get an amazing view of the beach, and the other way, you get a view of the beautiful mountains... So PERFECT! The condo has internet access, tv, huge king sized bed, futon, enclosed patio (but the breeze just flows right through). Towels, laundry facilities in the unit, pots, pans, cups, blankets, pillows... Seriously, everything you need is there! It's a very nicely decorated unit!!!! But also has that beachy, laid-back Hawaiian feel to it. I am SOOOOOO glad I found this place! I loved it so much here, that I am seriously considering buying a unit in the complex. Stay here, you wont regret it! I give it tons of thumbs up! Sasha, San Diego, CA 8583617782

02/10/09 Positive Excellent property, super clean, no bugs or wet or anything negative, lots of supplies, dishes etc. Excellent size, everything worked great, super great beach, quiet with excellent security, great people in building. But the best part is the owner, so honest, upstanding and genuinely concerned about his guests. Don't be afraid to rent from this owner, he didn't get all these positive comments for nothing - didn't get to meet him but he felt like family via emails and the phone. Go enjoy, you will really be glad to get away from Waikiki and still be close to everything. Camilla, Alberta, Canada 780-264-8300

02/09/09 Positive Had a great time! It was nice to have all the snorkel gear and boogie boards and not have to rent them! Beach was great and the condo has everything. Shawna, Mtn. Home ID

01/31/09 Positive This was our first trip to Hawaii, and although we only stayed here for 3 days, it was an absolutely positive experience. The snorkeling equipment was used every day, and it was so awesome to wake up to the sound and view of the ocean. We were experiencing Oahu as much as we could during our short stay, so did not spend much time actually being indoors, but it was a very relaxing and calming place to return to at the end of our adventures. Very clean and well supplied, it felt like our home away from home. The gentlemen who work there were also very helpful and friendly. This made for an excellent first impression of Hawaii-- Thank you so much! (Punaluu is so charming!) Rebecca Petersen, Seattle, WA (206) 226-1516

01/13/09 Positive Our little family lives in Waikiki and it was so nice to get away from the city. It was so beautiful and relaxing, there's boogy boards which our one year old loved, snorkeling, fishing right off the beach or just taking a tan at the beach which is steps away and also the pool right out the back lanai, internet in the condo also the condo was beautifully furnished with a great breeze from the beach. There were so many games, movies,and music provided, that we never could run out of fun. Like Mario Brothers(Nintendo 64) or Hitman (X-box)....fun for kids. We live here and we enjoyed ourselves on this get-a-way it helped bring us closer together and our child slept better. Don't believe us try it! T he beach is so calm and I really loved that it is was not crowded and everyone was very friendly. There is Sunset Beach, Polynesian Cultural Center, 7-11, and many places to eat, it is so beautiful at night with the full moon shining on the ocean as we were eating dinner on the outside lanai. The condo is well set up and has everthing you could want right at your fingertips, we rate it a "10"......Aloha Raphael,Holly Joshua Gutierrez, Honolulu,Hawaii

11/29/08 Positive The unit is very well equipped, clean and bright. The screened lanai is a pleasant place to take a meal or just to sit and enjoy the sound of the surf and the view. The beach is quiet and safe to swim in even in the winter high surf conditions when we visited in November. The owner has recently had ceiling fans installed which work very well at maintaing a comfortable temperature and airflow throughout the apartment. The owner and the lady who does the cleaning are both very pleasant to deal with and add to the enjoyment of a visit to this vacation rental. A minor problem with the wireless internet was dealt with immediately by phoning the owner who arranged for a very competent and very pleasant computer consultant. Should we ever visit Oahu again we will certainly try to rent this unit again John Elsie Christian, Kagawong, ON, Canada

10/05/08 Positive What a wonderful condo for us to enjoy on our very first trip to Hawaii in September this year. Very nicely decorated, very clean and within 30 steps to the beach, where the water was absolutely beautiful calm. Everyday we practically had the beach to ourselves, where we made use of the snorkling equipment provided. We saw many different beautiful schools of fish, a morey eel a sea turtle one day. We enjoyed sitting out on the lanai every morning to have our breakfast and enjoy the view. If you turn right out of the condos, you can enjoy a very nice 30 minuite drive to Sunset Beach and watch the surfers. Another 15 minutes or so to we were at Haleiwa with its cool atmosphere, plenty of nice restaurants and shops. We loved driving to Waikiki and shopping at the International Market. There is just so much to do, but the best thing is you get to come home to such a great relaxing place. THANKS SO MUCH EMMANUEL! David Nancy Bennett David Nancy Bennett, Midlothian, Virginia 804-516-5236

08/19/08 Positive We stayed for a week in August and had a great time. The condo is exactly as advertised - the beach really is 30 steps away and totally secluded. If you're looking to get away from the frenzy of Waikiki and relax while you're in Hawaii I definitely recommend this condo! Patrick, Vancouver, Washington

08/12/08 Positive Had a great time on vacation at Pat's in Unit #116. No surprises were encountered during the trip. Everything was handled very well and in a professional manner. Location of this unit was ideal. Mirizzi Family, Sugar Land, TX

07/31/08 Positive Our family had a wonderful seven day visit at the condo. Before arriving, we were a little concerned about finding comfortable accommodations for all six of us. Upon arriving we were pleased to find that there was plenty of room and bedding for all. Everything was as described on the website. Boogie boards and snorkeling equipment were great and everyone was able to find equipment that fit! Kitchen was well stocked with utensils, spices and basics. Pool, patio area and beach were only steps away. (Great area for snorkeling and calm beach for the kids.) Computer with internet was a big help. Always felt safe on the beach and in the neighborhood. We were a little apprehensive before arriving because we had found the condo on the internet. We are now totally thrilled with the rental. Emmanuel always responded quickly when we had questions or concerns prior to our arrival. He also checked in by phone during our stay to be sure all was ok. Feel free to call me if you have any concerns prior to renting. (530) 559-0105 Ron Ron, Northern CA (530) 559-0105

07/14/08 Positive Beautiful location for your family to rest and relax. Condo has everything you need from cooking to playing on the beach. Never more then 10 people on the beach private and secluded. Would highly recommend this TROPICAL PARADISE for your next vacation. Thank you Mr Chen. Steele's, Broomfield, CO

07/02/08 Positive Fantastic! This condo is right on the beach. I love the three dining tables with umbrellas adjacent to the swimming pool area. I didn't get a sunburn and I was out in the sun for 2 days on the beach. I had a nice glass of wine and some snacks at the tables as the sun set on the beautiful beach. The water is calmer early in the morning. I found the afternoon surf and undertow quite strong. I would recommend swimming in the morning if possible. The condo was great. Highly recommended. Donalee, Honolulu, HI

05/28/08 Positive We just returned from a wonderful vacation at Mr. Chen's condo. As past guests have commented, we too were a little hesitant renting on line but you can rest assured, it is exactly as described in print and in pictures. This truly was THE BEST unit in the building. You cannot get any closer to the beach, which had no more than 6 people on it at any given time. The sunrises were amazing and Mr. Chen supplies you with everything you could possibly need for a really enjoyable holiday. The King size bed was sooo comfortable! This is definitely the place to stay for a quiet, relaxing time. We look forward to our return next year. Mahalo! The Allen Family Kathleen Allen, Richmond, British Columbia 604-271-7377

05/20/08 Positive If you are looking for a quiet place to stay right next to the beach this is the place. Away from the busy Waikiki hustle and bustle it's like a home away from home. We love this place so much that we are definitely going to come back again. Mike

04/28/08 Positive 4-15-2008 Just got back from a wonderful week. Great beach,nice weather and cond, was everything Mr. Chen said it would be. Great place to spend time with family,this part of Oahu is nice and quiet with nice trade winds to keep you cool. Water is nice,we saw lots!! of turtles,fun to watch. Hope to be back,we had a great time!!!!Jill,Jim,and David Jill Bauman, Portland Oregon

03/15/08 Positive We just got back from Hawaii and are making plans to go again. Mr. Chen's condo was extremely accomodating. We stayed there with our four kids. It was wonderful to have plenty of boogie boards, masks, snorkels, coolers, etc. to use. We also made use of the washer and dryer and DVD player. Anyone would be very comfortable staying here, and the beach is AWESOME. Thank you Mr. Chen. By the way, we did receive our full deposit back, which also was great. Sue, Olympia, WA

02/25/08 Positive My husband and I just got back from a glorious week at Emanuel's condo on the lovely windward coast. If you are looking for a quiet, empty, beautiful beachfront place,this is it. The condo is simple but very clean, and well-stocked. We have our own snorkeling gear, but he does stock the place with lots of stuff if you don't. There are beach chairs, boogie boards, and lots of videos, books, etc. (we never used those once!) The beach is safe for kids, because it's protected by the reef 1/2 mile (?) away, but it's also great for snorkeling. I saw a 400-500 lb. sea turtle a few hundred feet out toward the reef. There are plenty of fish and sealife! Many of the people are retired residents and very friendly. Even Ken, the caretaker/gardener, was super helpful with snorkel/travel tips. The north shore waves/ Haleiwa town is about 20-30 mins. north, and Kaneohe Bay about the same distance south. This is NOT the place if you like to party, drink, club and have Waikiki style beaches and fancy accomodations. We never saw more than 7-8 people at a time on the entire stretch of beach. Also, the washer/dryer is very convenient- you go home with clean laundry! I was worried renting off of craigslist, but it really worked out. sheila, Central Valley, CA 209 722 8302

02/19/08 Positive My wife and I stayed here in mid Jan 08. The condo turned out to be an excellent place to stay. Just minutes from the PCC, a must see in our book, and just a half-hour or so to the North Shore. The condo was clean and nicely furnished and we enjoyed the free internet access. Thanks Mr. Chen Anonymous

02/08/08 Positive I enjoyed the fact that the beach was literally 30 steps away. It is a beautiful location with the ocean and waves rocking you to sleep. Anonymous

01/01/08 Positive We just got home (12/31/07) from a one week stay at Mr. Chen's condo. Everything from start to finish was a wonderful experience!! He is very quick to respond to your emails and I was very impressed to get a personal phone call from him before our arrival. It was a pleasant drive from Honolulu and I could do it like I lived there after a couple of days. The weather did not quite work in our favor to partake in all of the beach gear, but we definitely want to try again when it is not Winter. Everything was fabulous and it felt like home. Would never stay in a hotel when the beach is right outside the door. Who could ask for anything more! It made our first trip to Hawaii very enjoyable and much more relaxing with a 1 year old and his 8 year old sister! THANKS MR CHEN and LISA too!! Kellee, Sacramento, CA

12/31/07 Positive What a great place to stay! We spent 11 days here. Washer/Dryer/Coffee Maker/Broadband access with a computer. Books/DVDs/Boogie Boards/ Snorkel equipment and a fabulous beach to use it. Kaya's little store within strolling distance. also a SubWay there. Very convenient to many attractions. We will be back :) Thanks Tom Tom Bennett 252-548-0993

12/14/07 Positive Thank you so much for allowing us to rent your condo for a couple days. We loved it! The beach access was unbeatable! We were very comfortable and felt right at home. Thanks so much for all the little extras. Mr. Chen was a pleasure to work with! Tess Scott Pyrah, Boise, ID 208-376-9976

12/12/07 Positive This condo was everything the ad mentioned! Emmanuel Chen responded very promptly to all e-mails. I must admit that I was a bit nervous to book a condo on line, however, reserving this condo put all my fears aside, it had all the ammenities one could ever need! The beach truly is spectacular and secluded. And as other guests have mentioned, the bed was very comfortable and the unit very clean. I would highly recommend your next vacation on the North Shore of Oahu and staying at Mr. Chen's condo! PS: we received our damage deposit one week after we returned home! (Nice!) Mark and Kim Adams, Bellingham, WA 360-671-0643

11/03/07 Positive Wow, what a great place. Thank you Emmanuel for a great vacation. The condo accomodated all 5 of us, 4 adults and 1 two year old. The condo was completely stocked with everything you need for a beach holiday, snorckles, boogy boards, even plenty of beach toys for the kids. Kitchen is fully stocked for creating a great meal. Beds are comfortable and linens are fresh and clean. It was good to have a washer and dryer in the unit. The location is perfect, just steps from the very secluded beautiful white sand beach. Never saw more than 2-4 people on the beach at a time. The pool, is also just outside the door. This place is great for sleeping, you can hear the ocean waves breaking all day and night. So nice to get up in the morning and have your coffee just steps from the beach. The time of year we went, October, the weather is perfect. The location to outside activities is perfect. The Polyesian Cultural Center is just minutes away. The North Shore to watch surfers is just a 10 minute drive. The super market is also just minutes away. The little store, Kaya's, just across the street and down a bit is a perfect spot to pick up small items and a lovely little walk. All the amenities of the big city in a small rural town. If you like a beach vacation, but don't like the city life, crowds and traffic, then this condo at Pat's at Punaluu is the perfect place. We will be back. Mark Debbie Biggers, Ramah, NM

08/20/07 Positive I just wanted to say I really enjoyed my stay at the condo. It was a tough life. Getting up, drinking my coffee, walking 2 minutes to the small store down the way and buying the paper. Then a little walk on the beach, snorkeling and reading on the beach for the rest of the day. Being on the first floor and in the corner unit made everything convenient and noiseless. The weather was great and when it rained it was just brief spurts. This was the best way to visit Hawaii and your unit lacked for nothing. I'm so glad I found your place. Judy Namanny Campbell, California Dick and Bev Greene, Bridgman, MI 280-465-3524

08/15/07 Positive We stayed Aug 5-12, 2007. We arrived very late at night but had no problems finding it or getting in. As was stated in ad it was very stocked with supplies. Kids loved the boogie boards. The beach was right there, perfect location. We never went to another beach for swimming, too convenient. Loved being away from Waikiki. The price was great too. Mr. Chen was very accommodating with our extra day also. We would recommend this condo to anyone. Jackson Family, Lindon, UT

07/28/07 Positive We stayed at the condo from 7/16 thru 7/23 2007. The condo was very clean, airy and extremely comfortable. It was also stocked with all sorts of swim equipment; fins, goggles, masks and boogie boards. It made a huge difference to have a turnkey furnished apartment to come home to at the end of a busy day instead of a cramped hotel room. I was a little nervous about renting over the internet, but Mr. Chen made the process a very positive experience. He was professional, communicative and friendly. I must say, that the level of service and customer care he provided is very hard to find these days. When we had problems with the microwave, Mr. Chen arranged for a replacement within 2 hours. My son still is talking about his new friend Emmanuel who took such good care of us. The beach is literally 80 feet from the condo's front door. It is also very calm water. We were able to swim here when the current at some of the North Shore beaches was too rough. We never had to share the beach with more than three of four people and the gorgeous mountain backdrop was way more impressive than the Waikiki hotel skyline. I highly recommend this condo. The price is hard to beat and you definitely get well beyond your money's worth. We will be back next summer, if not sooner. Thanks so much for a great week! The Hunt Family, Vancouver, WA

03/26/07 Positive We had a great time at the condo! We were fairly busy during our stay, but it was so relaxing to come home to a quiet and beautiful condo on the beach. The neighbors were friendly and extremely helpful. We would definitely stay there again.

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Sitting in my backyard, drinking a cold beer the door bell rings, Getting up, I answer it only to find a shimmering blond with startling green eyes, standing in my doorway. I feel a rise in my pants! Is the lady of the house in she says sweetly, No but what can I do for you I reply back. My name is Fawn, Im the new Avon Lady, I just wanted to introduce myself. She has gone to the store I reply,.. I lied actually she is working.
You know though, I have been thinking about getting her a little present, could you show me something?.. (Im hoping she shows me her little present). Oh yes, I have some wonderful jewelry, and some magnificent fragrances she says. With a sheepish grin I reply Come on in, show me what you have to offer...I know what id like to take.
She enters the room, wearing a tight blue mini skirt, It is obvious she is has something on her mind other than selling Avon. Have a seat, can I get you a drink I query her. Sure, what do you have, she asks I reply Cold beer, I could fix you a Kaluha shake, or light wine. If its not too much work, Id love a Kaluha shake. You got it I hurriedly respond...
Hoping to lighter her head so I can lighten her clothing my member jumps again. Having fixed the shakes and sitting next to her she begins to show me her wares, Avon ware is not what Im interested in. Look at this lovely heart necklace, she says. I reply, Lets put it around your neck so I can see how it looks. She responds by pulling back her flowing blond hair. I wrap my arms around her soft neck as I button the clasp with one hand and unbutton her blouse with the other. I thought you would never take the hint she says softly. Her mouth finds my lips and we kiss passionately. Our tongues intertwine and our hands are groping for one another. As I Feel her soft melons of flesh with the pert little nipples through her blouse she whimpers, please fuck me, I been wanting you since I saw you move in last month. Not until I have thoroughly eaten your soaking wet pussy I reply. Then eat me, now, I cant stand it. I run my hand along her inner thigh and ever so lightly brush her bush. She squirms!
Stand up so I can remove your clothes she obeys What about your wife? she beckons. I lied, she is working. Her eyes seem to gaze and a small smirk emergesI think nothing of this and slide her ass down to the carpet and spread her creamy thighs, She is wearing a lacey blue garter belt and no panties. I am elated she is a natural blond. My tongue dives into her satiny love canal, darting first to her opening and then back to her buzz button. She is panting and moaning as I use my tongue to lick the entire length of her steaming honey pot and the boiling juices begin to flow from her. Her eyes roll back into her head and she screams in
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She pushes me back against the wall, engulfs my engorged rock hard cock in one felt swoop. She begins to suck and bob up and down as I start to feel the building explosion that is inside of me. Before I shoot a whole in the back of her head, I grab her, impale her on the top of my immense 10 and drive it all the way home. She is uncontrollable, her slurping pussy is going from side to side and up and down, she is coming
again. Suddenly I feel the excruciating feeling and burning sensation I have felt so many times before and I erupt into that carnal canal overflowing it like a winter filled reservoir. She collapses, spent, thoroughly satiated, satisfied and content. But wait the door opens and there stands my wife.
What the hell is going on here she says. I have no answer, I just lie there. Fawn is the first to speak, Cindy, How are you she exclaims. I think to myself, Is this girl nuts, my wife has just caught us fucking and
she is asking How are you. Fine, Fawn darling, did you enjoy my little surprise? she blurts to me. I am confused. Did you plan this whole thing I exclaim? Yes, but its not over yet, Its my turn now! Could it
be my adorable wife has the hots for another woman? Within a flash, she is out of her clothes, and embracing Fawn lovingly. God you were right, Cindy, he can eat pussy. So can I says my wife. Lets retire to the waterbed and see just how good you are Cindy fawn remarks. Pick her up and carry her to the bedroom honey, I dont want your sweet cream to run out of her until Ive had a chance to taste hers mixed with it. And I thought the earlier romp was heaven!
Lying with Fawn on my right side, and Cindy poised between her legs licking and swallowing the juices dribbling out of her still steamy pussy Fawn begins to stick her hot tongue in my ear. I am starting to rise to the occasion again. Sensing this, Fawn scotches down on the bed so she can lick at my manhood. Lie on top of him with that flaming blond cunt positioned just above his cock so I can lick you both at the same time Cindy demands. Having moved into this position, I can feel the steam emanating from Fawns canal of pleasure as Cindy nibbles at my now rock hard prong. Suddenly she takes it and puts it at the mouth of Fawns pleasure palace and inserts it about 2. Pulling on Fawns ass and legs she slides my cock back and forth gazing at the glans as it repeatedly appears and disappears down into the depths of her honey pot. Fawns eyes roll to the back of her head in ecstasy. Fawn is now sitting up on my steel hard member and jumping up down as a kid on a pogo stick.
I am eating Cindys glistening steamy tunnel of ecstasy as both of them are starting to climax together. My prick is starting to ache and its pounding against Fawns G spot, she is going berserk! Cindy and Fawn trade places and as they simultaneously lower their dripping pussys down on me, the juices trickle out covering my phallus and my mouth at the same time. Licking and sucking and gobbling Fawns pussy as my wife is impaling herself on my now cast iron hard on, we explode in unison, Cindy, me, and then Fawn. The air is filled with moist pungent scent of two freshly fucked cunts and one thoroughly exhausted prick.

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Seattle Seven? That was me. And six other guys. I was surprised to learn thats a fact taken from your actual life. I was just talking with Robert Forster about his experiences at the 1968 Democratic National Convention; as an anti-Vietnam war activist, that must have been a galvanizing event for you as well?

JEFF DOWD: I wasnt there. My father was, but my SDS (Students for a Democratic Society) chapter at Cornell University had voted not to attend. I certainly watched it on TV, and it was a seminal moment for all of us. It was essentially a big electoral reaction against the war. There were all kinds of reactions, but one of the biggest was the candidacy of Eugene McCarthy, who had done very well initially; hed won the New Hampshire primary that year.

McCarthy was more anti-war than Robert Kennedy?

Much more so. Kennedy wasnt anti-war for a long time. He was way behind the curve there, and a lot of people in New York State were very disappointed by that. But what happenedand this is one the great reasons Ive always remained an optimistis that Kennedy changed. He actually changed, and not just for opportunistic political reasons, though that was part of it. When Johnson decided he wouldnt seek reelection, Kennedy threw his hat in the ring against McCarthy. And he brought in his whole machine, and his union backing; it was a more middle-of-the-road, charismatic campaign. McCarthy was more of an intellectual type.

And theres little doubt in my mind that Kennedy would have been nominated, but after he was assassinated, the Democratic Party put up Hubert Humphrey as, really, a pro-war candidate, you know, this old establishment/machine politics nominee. Vietnam was the Democrats war: started by Kennedy, expanded tenfold by Johnson, so thats why the anti-war movement targeted their National Convention; that was the place to make our stand against the party. And then it turned into the televised spectacle of a police riot; not only police clubbing protesters in the street, but charging into hotel lobbies and clubbing McCarthy delegates in ties.

What kinds of things did SDS do at Cornell?

My anti-war efforts began when I was in high school in Westchester County. A bunch of my friends had joined the service, like there were maybe 150 guys who volunteered from the high school class ahead of me. And I was set to follow them. The cultural pull was just so heavy then; that manly-man traditioneven among guys who were listening to the Rolling Stones, or even Bob Dylan. But I started getting letters from my friends in Vietnam saying how bad the war was. Not only that it was mismanaged, but that we were on the wrong side even. All the anti-war material I saw was from U.S. Marines! Then some people who went started getting killed. One of my good friends was killed two weeks after he got there! That made a huge impression on me. So instead of 150 guys from my class signing up, it dropped to maybe three or four; yknow, no ones little brother wanted to go. Then I spent a year in Europe, and that kind of took me out of the brainwashing bubble of America, the one young men are particularly susceptible to. When I came home, I very quickly got active in the anti-war movement.

I joined a group called The Resistance, and we all turned in our draft cards. And what happened was they reclassified us from 2S, which was a deferment, to 1A, meaning we could be called up. So our group decided that if called up, we would refuse to be inducted, and from the time we refused induction to the time wed be sent to jaila court process that would take a year or sowe would go around and talk about why we were willing to go to jail for five or ten years. We saw this action as a part of whats called the Moral Witness tradition. So there we were, foolish enough, in some sense, to be willing to go to jail to protest the war. And we went all over New YorkBuffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, Plattsburgand talked about the war. Church groups, student groups, community groups. We were very effective at it. And within a year, we became part of SDS, which had begun in the civil rights movement of the early sixties. So then we traveled around nationally, speaking on behalf of SDS.

Was civil rights still a big part of their agenda, or was it just about the war?

SDS was all about fighting racism in America, ending poverty, and ending the war. My father was part of the early civil rights movement.

So the Seattle Seven came out of SDS?

A bunch of us from Ithaca moved to Seattle, late 69, early 70. Pretty wild times; the Weathermen had started going underground, and bombing, and we were very opposed to all that. We started The Seattle Liberation Front; the idea was to have these independent groupscollectives, we called themwhich had anywhere from five to a hundred peopleand each group would do what they wanted. One group was very environmental, another worked with the unemployedBoeing had laid off over 100,000 people, so Seattle was decimated by unemployment. You could buy a nice house for about seven or eight thousand dollars, became people were just streaming out of there in droves. Some collectives did health care stuff. Clinics. One of the best clinics there today was started by one of our collectives.

Then we got indicted. Eight of us. We were charged with Conspiracy, Destruction of Federal Property

This came from your February 17th, 1970 protest? Was that a situation like Chicago? A peaceful protest where the police turned aggressive?

That was one of many demonstrations all over the country that day to protest the Federal indictments of the Chicago Seven. There was some mayhem; some protesters smashed windows at the courthouse, and maybe of some office buildings downtown. The police arrested 89 people, but hardly any of them were with the demonstration, most were just bystanders.

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Colorful tits at that! There's no reason why sitting at your desk has to be dull. So this morning's blog entry is devoted to the new erotic gift mousepad now up at the Zazzle store: Color Tits. Just a reminder; you can hot link directly to some amateur erotic gifts in my gallery from this blog, but when navigating at the Zazzle store unless you have verified your age with a credit card while registering there, Zazze will only show shoppers the tame family safe stuff.

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Secrets
Author: Mary Suzanne
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Genre: M/M
Contemporary blurb and excerpt
Due for release on Dec. 12


Doubts fill Cade McKenna over his lack of interest in his wife or any other female. Realizing that he finds the male more exciting to him than the female, troubles him.


Contemporary excerpt

Three months slipped by since hed made any move on her in the bedroom. Every excuse to avoid intimacy with her passed his lips. Usually, he made the couch his bed for the night. Maddies hot temper got the better of her at times and she accused him of having an affair, but Cade hadnt even thought of another woman in months. Shed definitely been wrong about that notion.
His sharp blue eyes made a pass around the crowded room until reaching a mirror hanging on the wall. His brooding reflection sprang out at him. Dark overlong hair reached his collar and eyes that looked like gemstones stared back at him in the reflective glass.
Suddenly, a pair of brown eyes joined his in the mirror. Minutes passed as Cade studied the other face, liking what he saw. The strangers dark sun-bleached hair was neatly combed. The brown eyes staring back at him held a look of warmth and interest for Cade. Watching the other mans slight smile and the nod of his head lifted Cades spirits.
His insides reacted with an unfamiliar sensation. He felt something stir in him and couldnt explain what was happening. The man staring so boldly at him excited Cade like no woman could. The new set of feelings confused him. He didnt have an explanation for the way his mind was so open to the other man. Not even Maddie, with her lush curves and demure beauty, had ever managed to arouse the feelings now surfacing in him.
The more the eye contact continued, the more exhilarated he felt. The deep intimacy they shared in those moments was so foreign to Cade. He was searching for something, but he wasnt sure what. Looking away, he shook his head to clear it. Hed never had a personal encounter like the one hed just had with the stranger across the room. He saw men every day in the office, but none had affected him like this one managed to do in merely seconds.

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Dr. Rene Selkis, an orphan raised by an elusive guardian, Franklin Summit, never wanted for nothing. Her guardian was always there for her yet she never really spent time with him on a personal level. Suddenly she receives news that her guardian has met his death and must fly to Egypt to see him to proper burial only problem is the body goes missing.

Jonathan Thoth, the apparent representative of Franklin Summits estate and body, appears to whisk Rene off to Cairo against her better judgment. So with much conflict, Rene finally finds herself packed and on a plane to Egypt.

Meanwhile, Rene finds her dreams haunted by a beautiful man and a woman who seems to be his timeless lover who is brutally murdered.

Ralabos, the Sun God, must reclaim his immortal wife before his archenemy, Seth, murders her once again only this time in her reborn human form. Ralabos must protect her human self until she is able to transcend back to her rightful form to stand forever beside him as his wife and eternal lover. Problem is Rene has no idea she is a reborn goddess and that Ralabos is her long lost husband. He awaits his friend Thoth to return with his soul mate and mulls over his plan to reunite and transform Rene back to her rightful spiritual form which will work to keep her safe from Seth and hopefully reunite her to him.

Rene has never been with a man nor has she ever desired one until she meets Ralabos. But she is hesitant to pursue a relationship with a man who bullies her and demands she do everything his way. Things continue to heat up between them and the Sun God burns out of control, as does Rene. She lusts for this magnificent overbearing man and has no clue why she continues to dream of him and another woman who dies a horrific painful death. Renes heart goes out to the woman who ignores her own horrendous pain worrying over the heartbroken Ralabos whos pain seems worse than her own.

Rene soon finds deception and trickery as she begins to trust these people she depends upon to aid her in finding what seems to be a lost bodythat of her guardian, Franklin Summit. She also finds she is drawn to Ralabos as she has never been drawn to another man. Feelings, needs, and lust build within her only to further confuse the situation.

Will Rene bolt when she learns all is not what it seems? Will she love Ralabos or spurn him? Will she allow her human life to end to begin her immortal life beside Ralabos?

Ms. Meilleur takes the reader through many twists and turns with her cleverly laid out adventure. I love the way this author takes the reader on a tremendous journey of confusion, conflict, deception, hot sensual love scenes and transformation. There is so much going on in this story, I definitely did not want to put the book down. Oh and a cold shower is in order with this one as well! Ms. Meilleur certainly knows her way around an erotic joining of great lovers.

Every thread is tied up in a realistic colorful manner, and Ms. Meilleur actually leaves the reader with hopes of a new adventure at the end of the book. This was a wonderfully different read for me. Not my typical preference but I strongly recommend this book. I will look for the next one. Her characters are fully fleshed out and likeable, as well as the plot threading and the editing is just about perfection.

I thoroughly enjoyed this read and you will too.

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The InterWeb is awash with Rule #34 to the point that whenever I see anything come across my desk, via a pass or on a Web site like 4chan, I hardly blink an eye.  Even TubGirl and 2Girls1Cup hardly made me twitch.  Which, I guess, is actually more of a statement on how damaged my brain is.  I can absorb these images and not even loose a minute of sleep.
Hmmm  In hindsight, I might need professional help.
But before I go and make that phone call and commit myself to psychotherapy and shock treatment, I want to share my pain.  Now, I assure you, this is nothing like the aforementioned TubGirl and 2Girls1Cup.  Far from it.  This is nothing less than wholesome, all natural, erotic falconry.
Yes, you read me right.  Erotic (as in, ) falconry.

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As with any other hot topic, the Internet has been the victim of more than its share of myths, superstitions, and falsehoods. The media hasnt helped, to be sure, but uninformed people are just as much at fault. These rumors, if left to fester, will do nothing but damage the reputation of the Internet and those that use it. This report will debunk three of the most common rumors being spread about the Internet.
Myth #1:  The Internet is just a garbage dump of pornography, pedophiles, and other miscreants.
Untrue! While I will concede that there is some unsavory material available on the Internet, it is nowhere near as prevalent as the rumors would lead you to believe.
First, the percentage of material that would normally be considered objectionable is quite the minimum. While its impossible to estimate the exact amount, my guess would be 1/2%, at most. In other words, no worse than your local bookstore that might have a copy of The Joy Of Sex and Playboy for sale. While even that much is too much for some people, most people would agree that it really isnt a problem.
In 1995, though, Time Magazine cited a study by a university freshman for their cover story on Internet pornography. This article grabbed headlines everywhere with its statistics showing huge amounts of child pornography, bestiality, and other sickness travelling across the Internet. What the article didnt tell you was that the statistics werent based on any credible study, but were estimates that this one freshman, who went on to write a book about how to pick up women online, had pulled off the top of his head. The study that the article was based on has been 100% discredited, and Time even published a large correction and apology soon afterward. Unfortunately, the rumor was in place by that time, and the retraction didnt get as many headlines as the original article did.
Second, a good percentage of people cant even access areas of the Internet that contain objectionable material. This is because those areas are blocked out by many Internet service providers. These providers either have a moral objection to making those areas available, or they dont want to leave themselves open for any legal issues. Thus, the people who have their Internet connections via these providers dont have to worry about encountering material they dislike.
Finally, if you have a child in the house whos allowed to access the Internet, parental responsibility comes into play. Just as you would make sure that your child isnt at the bookstore mentioned earlier, reading materials you would find objectionable, you should make sure that they arent able to access raw areas of the Internet. How can you accomplish this?
Use a service provider that does not allow access to these areas.
Only allow your child to use an online service such as America Online, which has parameters you can set in order to screen out areas you dont like.
Use a software program such as SurfWatch, which blocks out areas of the World Wide Web and other parts of the Internet that contain objectionable materials. SurfWatch has a subscription updating system that makes sure your child is always blocked from those areas.
Unfortunately, if you dont like sexually-oriented material, theres not much you can do to prevent it from being posted on the Internet. The Internet is a true bastion of free speech, and with that, comes that possibility that something you might not like will occasionally appear. If you attempt to censor the areas you dont like so that others cant see them, others will censor areas they dont like, so that you cant see them. These might be politically-oriented areas, or other socially acceptable areas that promote opinions others dont like. If it were even physically possible to censor the Internet (and it isnt, whatever politicians try to tell you), there would be such an outcry that it would never happen. Suffice it to say, though, that the sexually-oriented materials online are a severe minimum of whats available, and little, if any, truly perverted material ever makes it online.
Myth #2:  It isnt safe to send your credit card number across the Internet.
Yes and no. This is another area that has been unfairly exploited by the media. There are certain precautions you can take to ensure safety when paying for a product online. The advent of secure servers stands to change the way commerce is conducted on the Internet. The server is the primary connection to the Internet at your service providers location. Secure servers use encryption to ensure that anything that might be intercepted would be useless, as it would be scrambled. If youre accessing a website stored on a  secure server, there will be some indication, which varies from program to program, that shows its secure (Netscape Navigator, for example, has a broken key in the lower left corner for non-secure servers, unbroken for secure).
One thing to realize, however, is that you really arent that much at risk if you transmit your credit card number through a non-secure server. Heres what someone would have to do in order to steal your credit card number from an email message:  theyd have to intercept the single message that contains your information at the exact right time. Chances of that actually happening are low.
In fact, after doing some independent research, I wasnt able to find any instances of this happening. The credit card thefts that have occurred over the Internet have been mass thefts from banking and online service computer systems that contain databases of customer information. Wouldnt that make more sense, anyway? If you were a thief, would you rather spend a large amount of time trying to intercept individual emails, or spend a short amount of time accessing a single source where you could get hundreds or thousands of card numbers, all in one shot? True, criminals arent always logical, but most of them want to do as little work as possible.
What it boils down to is that sending your credit card via email probably is no riskier than giving your information over the phone to an operator at a catalog company. After all, someone could be listening in on the phone call, or the person at the other end of the line (or someone else in that office) might be running a credit card fraud business on the side. Secure servers just enhance the safety.
Myth #3:  The Internet is a hostile place for  newcomers.
False, false, false! The only way youll catch any guff as a newcomer is if you dont use common sense and jump into things without knowing the proper procedures. As long as you know some basic information, youll do fine on the Internet.
Just like in the real world, if you dont know how to do something, read the directions first. Almost all Usenet groups and email lists have what are called FAQs, which stands for Frequently Asked Questions. These documents will contain all the basic information you need to know before participating in that discussion group.
For example, suppose you want to participate in the  fictitious Usenet discussion group Alt.Fan.Redbirds, a group which talks about your favorite rock group, the Redbirds. The FAQ for that group might have the biographies of each member (so people wont be asking the same where was the lead singer born questions all the time), a list of all their records, and any other basic information about the group. Having this information in an accessible document prevents discussions from getting bogged down with the same subjects over-and-over. Also, youll find information in the FAQ about who the moderator (basically, the boss) of the group is, procedures for posting messages, subjects that are welcomed or should not be discussed in that group, etc. Youll save yourself a lot of grief by reading through the FAQ first thing!
How do you know where the FAQ is? That brings us to the second important skill Internet newcomers must have and use: the ability to ask. Just ask someone in the group, theyll tell you. They wont bite off your head or make fun of you because youre new. In fact, almost all discussion groups on the Internet welcome newcomers, because they bring with them a fresh perspective on whatever topic is being discussed. Just post your first message as a short introduction of yourself, along with a request for directions to the FAQ. Check back tomorrow, and youll probably have a response, whether by email or posted in the Usenet group itself.
Read through this FAQ. If you need more help, contact the groups moderator by email. Either the moderator will volunteer to help, or youll be given an email address of someone who can help you.
The Internet is, for the most part, a friendly place. And, if youre still nervous about dealing with the old timers on the Internet, remember this: they were once, too.

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The InterWeb is awash with Rule #34 to the point that whenever I see anything come across my desk, via a pass or on a Web site like 4chan, I hardly blink an eye.  Even TubGirl and 2Girls1Cup hardly made me twitch.  Which, I guess, is actually more of a statement on how damaged my brain is.  I can absorb these images and not even loose a minute of sleep.
Hmmm  In hindsight, I might need professional help.
But before I go and make that phone call and commit myself to psychotherapy and shock treatment, I want to share my pain.  Now, I assure you, this is nothing like the aforementioned TubGirl and 2Girls1Cup.  Far from it.  This is nothing less than wholesome, all natural, erotic falconry.
Yes, you read me right.  Erotic (as in, ) falconry.

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I know I've been slacking on my Freaks of the Week, but I got carried away with talking about my pathetic love life. I've been too distracted to even notice my latest winner, so here we go with the new Freak of the Week!

Cletus is a real local redneck. I'm talking the pickup truck, bib overalls, truckers hat, chewing tobacco - I mean everything. He's been showing up on a regular basis since December, so I guess he's one of the lucky guys around here to still have a job.

He bounced around between all the girls here, but asked for me for his last 2 Sessions. I should be happy to have a new Regular in this economy, but this guy makes me want to jump off a cliff. His problem is that he's totally pissed off about everything. From the minute he walks through the door to the minute we show him out, he just bitches and moans about:

Every little ache pain
The government
The weather
His job
His last job and one before that
The ex wife
The ex mother law
His childhood
The cancellation of Knight Rider
and basically everything else that's happened to him since birth.


He walked in yesterday and I swear a vein in my forehead popped out. "Gawd it's nasty out there."

"Whadya mean? It's 50 degrees and sunny out."

"Fuckin' ice is melting and mud all over the roads. And three assholes almost hit me on the way over here. I swear... I remember..."

This is my third time with Cletus, so I cut him off. "You want a session? Audrey and I are here." I threw out Audrey's name in the hopes that maybe I can throw a little pain her way. Audrey shoots me a dirty look from across the room where she's standing. No go. He wants me.

He always books a 45 minute session, which is funny because we've all noticed that he's done in 20. I suggested he save some money and pay for just 30 minutes instead. I do this partly to save him money, partly to limit my time with him, but mostly to piss off Audrey. I get the daggers from her again.

"What the fuck? You tryin' to rip me off or something..."

I give him the stop sign with my hand and say "No I'm not... It's just that...never mind. Go in that room over there and get comfortable. I'll be there in a minute." Audrey laughs when the door closes behind him and then tells me that's what I deserve for suggesting he take a cheaper option. Bitch.

If I kept a bottle of rum in the office I'd do a shot right about now. But I don't, so I take a deep breath and go in the room. Just as I had suspected, he's sitting on the table naked from the waist down. It's his thing - he refuses to take off his T-shirt during Session because he's "shy." His dick may be hanging out, but he's "shy" about his shirt. Go figure.

"It's fuckin' cold in here. What - you don't pay your fuckin' bills around here? And why is it so dark... I'm paying to see you naked and you keep the lights off and..."

Ya see why I would have gladly pawned him off on Audrey? This shit goes on for the ENTIRE session. I swear, by the end of it I just wanna hang myself. Luckily I have a cold, so my hearing is off just enough that I can kinda tune him out.

He asks for an extra soft massage (which I give THROUGH his T-shirt), with me naked. But he wants me to start in bra and panties, and then lose them during the massage. And I almost forgot - he does the session lying on his back. I'm only allowed to touch his legs and chest. He totally freaks if I touch his back.

"I ran into Fred the other day." I have no idea who Fred is, nor do I care. "That fucker's been outta work for 3 months now. Good for you I says. I always hated that fuck. Did you know he used to call me 'Ugly Duckiling' in high school?"

This I do know. Why? Because he only mentions it every 5 minutes. So instead of answering, I take my bra off instead. Cletus is not an ugly man. He's in his mid 30's, tall and lanky in that country music star kinda way. He's not my type, but if he combed his hair and traded in the overalls for some jeans, my girlfriends would be all over him. Oh - and he'd also have to keep his mouth shut. LOL

"Bailout my ass. Give me a billion dollars instead. I could fuckin' use that kinda money. They''re all fuckin' crooks if ya ask me..." I've discovered that he doesn't really want or need me to respond to him. I start working on his pecs through the T-shirt. 15 minutes have past, but it feels like 2 weeks. The Catholic school girl in me begins to wonder if pergatory is like this.

At a certain point I decide that he's gotten his money's worth for the massage (and I can't take any more of his whining). The G-string comes off.

"... and who did he think he was talking to...Hey! Well it's about fuckin' time you got naked..." Now his Little Cletus rises to the occasion. "... Uh...Do you mind if I ... uh... you know?"

I give a big dramatic sigh. "Well OK - go ahead" I say as if I'm doing him a huge favor. This is his cue to climb off the table. I turn around and lean back against the table to steady myself while Cletus kneels in front of me. I spread my legs slightly so he can get a good grip on the left one. Then without oil or anything, he starts humping my leg.

"Unnnnhhh... Mmmmmm... Unnnnhh... That fucker still pisses me off when he... Unnnnhhh... asks for money...Mmmmmmm..."

"Don't talk Cletus" I command him. This is really the only moment when I can get him to shut up. After about a minute or so, he gives out a little groan and shoots his cum on my leg. He sits on the floor to catch his breath while I compliment him on the size of his load (guys love that). "Wow - that's like a weeks worth! It feels so warm on my skin." I let him marvel at it for a few seconds before I grab a towel and clean myself up.

After he's caught his breath, he stands up. "Last time I was here, I was so miserable I wanted to hang myself in this room."

"Glad you didn't. Now dress up and I'll see you outside." I make a quick dash out the door - clothes in hand. I'd rather be naked in the hallway than have to listen to more of him.

Eventually he comes back to the front desk - only slightly less miserable than when he walked in. "Don't you hate it when..."

We've all learned how to handle a customer who doesn't want to leave. "I've got an appointment in 2 minutes. It was nice seeing you!" And with that I whisk him out the front door. In all, I made $100 for the nude, plus another $60 for the leg release. Not bad for 20 minutes of massage, but not worth it for the 20 minutes of psycho-therapy.

Next time he makes an appointment I'm taking a xanax ahead of time so he can say whatever he wants - I just won't care. Either that or I'm getting earplugs.

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Winter is over and there are signs everywhere that life goes on. The robins are back in the yard searching for bugs. Bulbs are sprouting where piles of snow once sat. Grass is slowly turning green again. The trees have a tinge of life in their topmost branches. On warm days I can smell the earth. For me one of the most inspiring, hopeful sights is weeds springing up from cracks in the pavement. I love seeing trees growing out of and around rocks. As I was thinking of this whole life goes onthing, I remembered Randy Lagana's lovely photograph above.

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